Out with the old, in with the new. Birtherism is so 2008-Yesterday. And because of that, on his show last night, Bill Maher introduced the Wifer Movement. And far be it for me not to participate in cutting-edge national distractions:

Can Romney prove he only has one wife? Was 1987 really the last time he was allowed into his own bathroom? Will Romney produce his long-form marriage certificate for public scrutiny and amateur photoshop'g? And exactly how "long" is it?

Guest, Kevin Nealson, summed up the Mormon culture on marriage quite nicely: Always the bride, never the bridesmaid.

Bill Maher concludes with "I'm not saying I believe it. I'm just asking questions." 

Me too, Bill. Me two. Or three. Or four. Or five or six...
 
Romney and Wiferism