But I am here to change all that.

Today is 09/09/09. So what does that mean? Some predict the end of the world, but my research shows that this date falls on a Wednesday in September (both of which have 9 letters). September 9 also is the 252nd day of the year. 2+5+2 = 9. In addition, if you multiply any single digit number by 9, the resulting two digits add up to 9. Lastly, note that 999 is 666 upside-down which signifies the number of the Beast, the Antichrist in the Bible's Book of Revelation.

Pretty heavy stuff, huh? So much so that I have applied the same advanced and highly-scientific techniques used above to make a prediction.  Here is my proof:

As you can clearly see, in black-and-white, the world as we know it will come to an end on 08/13/2089. But wait, there is more...

8 + 1 + 3 + 2 + 0 + 8 + 9 = 31
31 / 10 = 3.1
3 + 1 = 4

We are now left with the number 3.14. Look familiar? It should since it is Pi, the proven mathematical constant represented by the Greek letter π

I immediately became concerned as to how immersed this premonition was in our society today. One way to accomplish this is to be constantly aware of popular images and information made globally available on the internet (aka, "WWW", which when divided by 2 becomes "WV", although I haven't deciphered the meaning of this yet). For instance, notice how the official governing body of Napa County has "no scheduled events" on this day? Or how the recipe # for an Upside-Down Fettuccine Bake just so "happens" to be 81389? Another example follows:

Rick Astley

An unexpected cold breeze blew through my soul (and not for the obvious reason) upon viewing this image. Using advanced zooming technology, a close-up reveals the following:

Coincidence? Hardly. This is by no means an attempt to RickRoll my readers but rather to remind the person who maliciously Rickrolled *moi* via my email inbox, just how an outdated and overused (disturbingly so) "joke" can go south real fast. It's no fun until someone gets hurt, right? Yeah.

To everyone else, Godspeed.